Sano "Aeon Clock" Yasuyoshi

13 June 2009 @ 04:50 pm

OPEN RP POST

You have been magically transported onto a large cruise ship.
Drinks and light snacks free for all!

( TELL YOUR FRIENDS! )

Current Location: ON A BOAT

Current Music: LONELY ISLAND :: I'M ON A BOAT

02 March 2009 @ 06:30 pm

LJ stalking horror - a report by UWEH.

aeoncock is stalking UWEH
aeoncock's REAL name :	Rickey Hornbeck
aeoncock's REAL DOB :	25th February 1990
Height :192 cm	Weight : 114.3 kg
aeoncock has dreamt about you :	3 times
aeoncock became interested in you :	24th May 2007
aeoncock's latest dream about you
aeoncock and UWEH make passionate love on a condom strewn beach in Belgium to the sound of George Michael's Careless Whisper playing in the distance.
This is how aeoncock describes your relationship behind your back
'Whenever I pass UWEH's in the street, part of me wants to shout 'Just Fuck me now baby!''
aeoncock's been stealing stuff from your house too.
Since meeting UWEH in , aeoncock has managed to collect around 10 of UWEH's old TV remotes.
They've even started modifying their body for you
aeoncock spent a worrying amount of money tattooing your name, spelt in chinese symbols down the side of their legs.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
Hold me my sweet angel and I shall forever be faithful. Well until you get old and ugly of course. Then it'll be a completely different matter.

The Police
No. calls to the police :	21 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"Police! I need your assistance, someones trying to climb in through my window. It's a stalker I met off the internet. They've been harassing me for months now. I can't walk down the street without them following me. Come quickly and make sure you bring a couple of baseball bats. I could do with beating this fucker into submission."
aeoncock's Police File
aeoncock makes Mark Champman look well-adjusted.

Testimonies about aeoncock

purpledragonlol - An overly camp drama queen

'You think you know a person and then something like this comes out of the blue. Fuck that, I'm becoming a recluse.'

rebellionlululz - Geek isn't the word

'I used to love aeoncock. This news has broke my heart. I feel like beating the shit out of that bastard, seriously. What a dick.'

uweh - Long-haul trucker

'aeoncock is pointlessness personified. I just wish they'd kill themselves or something.'